Everything is Unfinished

January 31, 2005

Signs You’ve Grown Up

Left unfinished by Amy :) @ 1:51 pm

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

10.You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to,” replaces, “I’m never going to drink that much again.”

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old butt.

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January 28, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Left unfinished by Amy :) @ 4:54 pm

I try to avoid Walmart as much as possible, which is most of the time. Once in a great while it will be the only place around to get what I want and I’ll be forced to purchase something there, but on the whole I prefer Target. However, that is not the case with Sam’s Club. I am drawn to it by its promises of cheap, bulk items and even more so by its cheap picture processing - 18 cents per digital 4×6! So I swallowed my distaste for the Walton Empire and renewed my membership today when I picked up my latest batch of photos. I slid my credit card through the machine to pay, and got an error. The cashier looked at my card, which is a Visa issued by BankOne, and said that I could only use it as a debit card. I replied that it wasn’t a debit card, only a credit card. She came back with “oh, we don’t take Visa.” WHAT?! Who in the world doesn’t accept Visa? The single largest credit issuer in the world? I was temporarily dumbfounded before I could get my debit card out. That just blows my mind.

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January 27, 2005

Goodbye Christmas

Left unfinished by Amy :) @ 10:25 pm

Since it’s been over a month since Christmas, I figured I’d better take down my tree tonight. Since I didn’t put it up until December 17, and then we were out of town for 10 days after that, I wanted to leave it up a little longer than usual. I didn’t mean to leave it up this long though, I just got lazy. However I did have all the other Christmas decorations taken down last week so I could put up the Valentine’s decorations. I suppose I could have just left the tree up and redecorated it with hearts. But our kitchen/dining area looks so much bigger now! I didn’t realize how much room our skimpy little tree took up. I’d really like to get a bigger tree and I almost did this year, but it’ll just have to wait until we’re in a bigger place. Which could be soon. Or not. We’ll just see.

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January 26, 2005

Change of Plans

Left unfinished by Amy :) @ 12:48 pm

I can’t tell you about Kinsey like I promised yesterday. After a successful weigh-in (notice my new numbers up on my ticker!) we “pigged” out at Hoggy’s, then changed our minds at the last minute on movies. Instead, we saw Finding Neverland where I got my dose of Depp-itude and Johnny got his dose of Winslet-y goodness. The movie is about how J.M. Barrie wrote Peter Pan, and it was very good. Not Oscar-nomination worthy, but definitely entertaining and touching. And speaking of touching….

Ok, so the movie account of anyone’s life is going to gloss over certain parts, and change some events to make them more audience-friendly and to keep the story going. In the movie, Barrie (played by Depp using a Scottish accent, *drool*) is married to a woman who doesn’t seem to want to have anything to do with his boyish ways. He goes to the park to write, and meets 4 children, brothers, that he entertains with his stories and antics. He befriends the boys and their mother, the widow Sylvia Llewelen-Davies (played by Winslet using a British accent, *drool*). They spend the summer playing in the park and Barrie lets the Davies’ use his and his wife’s summer cottage in the country that they never go to anymore. Sylvia’s mother doesn’t approve, and is almost cartoonish in her rigidness, which actually works pretty well because she becomes the basis for the cartoonishly rigid mother in the play. Sylvia is sick with a “chest cold” that turns out to be more like “cancer” but she won’t admit it or do anything about it. Barrie’s wife leaves him. Barrie uses his experiences with the family, and with his own brother’s death, to write Peter Pan, which is an instant success. Sylvia dies and names Barrie and her mother co-guardians of the children.

This is all well and good, and makes for a very emotional movie. (I cried.) (But then again, I cry at a lot of things lately, like long-distance phone commercials.) It really glosses over some of the details of Barrie’s life though. This is taken from The Straight Dope webpage, which got it from J.M. Barrie & the Lost Boys: The Love Story That Gave Birth to Peter Pan by Andrew Birkin.

The seventh child of a Scottish weaver, Barrie possessed the two prerequisites of artistic greatness: talent and an unhappy childhood. Two things contributed significantly to the latter. First, he was very short, barely five feet tall by age 17. Second, he ranked a distant second (if that) in the affections of his mother, whose favorite was his charming, handsome, etc, brother David, who was killed in an accident when not quite 14. James, then 6, attempted to console his desolate parent by adopting the mannerisms of the dead youth. On some level he never stopped, and he remained a boy in spirit all his life.

Still, he was a boy who could write. Barrie moved to London in his mid-20s and enjoyed quick success, first as a journalist, then a novelist, and finally a playwright. Though shy and moody, he met a pretty (and short) young actress named Mary Ansell and married her in 1894.

The marriage was not happy. Barrie was later rumored to be impotent, but it seems more accurate to say he had little interest in sex. At any rate he never succeeded in getting Mary pregnant, though she was anxious for a child. Barrie too loved children–he just preferred to let other people make them. He and Mary began taking walks with their dog in Kensington Gardens, a park near their London home. He became a favorite of the children brought there by their nannies, entertaining them with his antics and stories about pirates and fairies. The children Barrie was fondest of were the young sons of Arthur and Sylvia Llewelyn Davies. He was an aspiring lawyer; she was beautiful and sweet. Barrie charmed Sylvia as he had charmed her kids and soon insinuated himself into the household, visiting frequently and joining the family on holidays, somewhat to the distress of Mary and Arthur. Ever in need of material, Barrie began incorporating his experiences with the Llewelyn Davieses into his work. The pirate stories he told the boys–eventually there were five: George, Jack, Peter, Michael, and Nico–became the basis for his 1904 play Peter Pan, or The Boy Who Would Not Grow Up. It was unlike anything ever seen on the stage, among other things requiring an elaborate apparatus to permit the players to fly, but proved a huge hit in Britain and the U.S.

Barrie remained close to the Llewelyn Davies family. When Arthur and Sylvia died of cancer within a few years of each other, the playwright found Sylvia’s handwritten will in which she requested that Jenny, the sister of the boys’ nanny, help look after them. In copying the document for Sylvia’s mother Barrie mistranscribed “Jenny” as “Jimmy,” i.e., himself–unintentionally, according to Birkin. But even if he did it on purpose, family and friends agree he alone had the resources to take care of the boys, and he became their guardian. Judging from their correspondence, Barrie was part father to the five, part mother, and part . . . well, lover gives the wrong idea, but he was emotionally attached to a degree some found morbid, to George and Michael particularly. George was killed during World War I, however, and Michael drowned at Oxford in 1921. (Some suspected it was suicide.) Peter, who became a successful publisher, threw himself under a London subway train in 1960. You may think: these were troubled folk. Maybe so, but no evidence survives to pin the blame on Barrie, who died in 1937. As for pedophilia, Nico offered what, barring some shocking revelation, will surely stand as the last word on Barrie’s sexuality, or lack of it: “He was an innocent–which is why he could write Peter Pan.”

First of all, there is no mention in the movie of Barrie’s wife wanting kids. There’s also no mention of either of them being short, but that really doesn’t matter all that much. Secondly, the movie doesn’t even hint at the fact that maybe Mary used to go to the park with James. She seems distant and cold from the get-go. Thirdly, and very importantly, Arthur Llewelen-Davies is already dead when Barrie meets the rest of the family in the movie. That’s a pretty big change, don’t you think? And it also keeps Sylvia from having her 5th child, who isn’t even mentioned in the movie. Also very importantly is the whole transcribing of the will thing. I know it was 1904 but that’s still a pretty big “unintentional transcription error”. And as for Barrie being overly emotionally attached to two of the boys, well, I’m glad they left that out of the movie, frankly. I’m not suggesting that it was right if Barrie was sexually active with them, but if he was it apparently happened outside of the timeline of the movie.

Like I said, I don’t really think Finding Neverland deserved a Best Picture nomination. It dragged in a few parts, but mostly it just wasn’t that unique enough to be nominated, in my opinion. I do think Johnny Depp deserved his nom though, as he was quite good. He really came off as a boy in a man’s body, who genuinely loved having playmates to act out his stories with. And now I want to go and see a production of Peter Pan. I’ve only ever seen the Disney version. And Hook, which I actually somewhat enjoyed. Dustin Hoffman, who played Captain Hook in that movie, was also in Finding Neverland as Barrie’s producer. I wonder if he ever talked about playing Hook, or if he wants to forget he ever did? And Mackenzie Crook also had a bit part in the movie, playing a theatre usher. That would be Gareth from The Office, but he also played a pirate in Pirates of the Caribbean - he was the one with the wooden eye. I’m sure he and Dustin and Johnny all reminisced about their various pirate roles.

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January 25, 2005

You Go Squish Now!

Left unfinished by Amy :) @ 4:59 pm

Stupid Academy Awards voters. No nominations for Garden State, bah. And really, the whole list this year is just uninspiring. Maybe it’s just because there’s no Lord of the Rings to look forward to. Peter Jackson, hurry up and finish King Kong already! And then get your butt making The Hobbit! And then…I don’t know, make some LOTR fan films or something. No wait, that would be so very wrong.

So we’re going to see Kinsey tonight, which got one Oscar nom for Laura Linney. I’ll let you know if she deserved it.

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January 24, 2005

I’m Sure It Was Meant To Be

Left unfinished by Amy :) @ 4:58 pm

So after a disappointing day of football yesterday, I realized that we get to have an All American Superbowl. How could it get any better: Patriots and Eagles! Maybe the Eagles mascot will shed a single tear if any of the Patriots get hurt during the game. That would be so touching.

In less shmaltzy Superbowl news, I ordered my yearly M&M’s in the teams colors. You can order 21 different colors of M&M’s on their website, which is very cool. The only problem is that you can only order them in 8oz. bags. That’s WAY more than I need. I think M&M should package candies in the Superbowl team colors every year. They have a full 2 weeks to get them packaged and shipped out, and they’d know down to the last 4 possible teams the week before. I should suggest that to them.

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January 22, 2005

I want one!

Left unfinished by Amy :) @ 10:43 pm

Ever heard of a pangolin? Neither had I, until I read this story in the LA Times. I’m not sure what the cats would think, but I definitely want one!

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January 21, 2005

Deja Vu

Left unfinished by Amy :) @ 4:22 pm

Well I could have sworn I posted earlier, but I guess I forgot to hit that “submit” button. Drat.

Kris = Good. He fixed my right-hand column last night, and made my title image smaller, which I had forgotten to do. Plus, he told me that Zach Braff has a blog! I have a permanent link, or “permalink” over in the left column there. Please do check it out. He’s funny and down-to-earth and VERY appreciative of his fans. I really do need to go and buy Garden State.

I love online bill paying. Our bank accounts are with Bank One, and I don’t know how I would survive without their BillPay service. Well, I might survive but my credit rating would be much worse off. The only downside is that I’ve still got 3 1/2 boxes of checks that I ordered before we were married.

I need a vacation. This working thing is for the birds. Ok, it’s actually not that bad considering that practically all I’ve done today is read Zach Braff’s blog, write this, and surf my usual websites. So I guess I just want to do some traveling. My top three destinations at the moment are:

  1. The Greek Isles (on a cruise)

  2. Australia
  3. Western Europe, especially the British Isles

There are also a lot of places I’d like to go in the US as well, like Vegas, back to NYC, Boston and Route 66. It appears that we may be going to Disney World in March which I’m very excited about. I was just there in June 2003, but I only got to go to Downtown Disney and Magic Kingdom. I’m looking forward to going to Animal Kingdom and back to Epcot.

Well my boss is hovering around so I’d better wrap this up. I can’t help but notice he hasn’t touched the 3 trees worth of paper I printed out for him earlier today. I love that the paperless office has turned out to waste more paper than ever before!

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January 20, 2005

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

Left unfinished by Amy :) @ 1:56 pm

Very successful morning at work. I made all the changes you see here, including the third column on the right for the Quotes of the Day! I’ve been wanting to put them over in a third column since I added them to the site last April. Don’t see the third column? You’re not alone - for some reason I can’t quite figure out, it’s pushed down about a quarter of the page. You may notice that the bottom of the left column and the top of the right column are aligned. I’m sure this means something, but I’m not sure what. If anyone knows how I can fix this, please let me know.

So the color scheme is still pretty bad, I know. I don’t really like the new background, so I’ll be looking for another one or possibly going to a plain color. Once I figure that out, the rest of the colors will be changed accordingly. Now I need to see if I can fix the comments section. I don’t know why, when you click on comments, it opens up a comments window AND takes you to a comments page. One or the other is fine, but both is overkill. I’m sure by the time I figure this all out, there will be a new language to learn.

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Don’t Read This Post

Left unfinished by Amy :) @ 12:06 am

This is just a test to see if my new ticker thing up there is working.

Edited to add: Looks like it is! Of course, I had to change the whole color scheme of the blog to get it to show up, and now I don’t like the colors I have. So in the next few days I’ll be changing my color scheme I’m sure. It seems as if I picked an apt title.

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