* 6:00am, hit snooze button.
* 6:05am, repeat.
* 6:10am, one more time.
* 6:15am, turn off alarm when I also hear Johnny’s alarm going off.
* 6:25am, need shower, but will be late for work if I take one. Pull hair back and hope it doesn’t look too greasy.
* 6:45am, get to work just in time to clock in on time.
* 10:45am, clock out and leave work, and not a minute later than scheduled.
* 11:00am, get home and make poor choices re: breakfast.
* 11:30am, check email and usual websites.
* 12:30pm, make poor choices re: lunch.
* Early afternoon, laze around on couch in front of TV.
* 2:00pm, put Jack and self down for nap.
* 5:00pm, get self and Jack up from nap.
* 5:30pm, make poor choices re: dinner.
* Early evening, laze around on couch in front of TV.
* 9:00pm, make poor choices re: snacking.
* 9:30pm, play video games with Johnny.
* 11:00pm, turn video games off, begin messing around online.
* 3:30am, end blog post about my fruitful day.
Why yes, I am a 32-year-old woman who is responsible for the health and well-being of a toddler. What of it?