Quote Conundrum

July 31st, 2005 by Woody!

Tuesday, I sprung the lighting round on you. Personally, I thought it went really well. Twenty-two comments! That’s most in one day here at the Sock Drawer. Of course, five of them were mine, but it was still a nice turnout. The winner of the day was definitely Logan. He got six right to jump over Tom the Dog, Kelley, Greg Burgas, Maderer, Z-Man, and Eric. Jeff only got one point, but it was enough to move him momentarily ahead of Rinnert. Jeremy, who gives you a head’s up on good deals on his blog, used the lightning round to his advantage, too. He got two points for his first correct answer. I’m glad someone took advantage of this newcomer incentive. I don’t think I did a good job advertising it, though. Next time I will.

Which brings me to a possible sequel. I had a good time with this and will do it again. It’s a lot more fun when people get the quotes right, rather than me just giving out the answers. I think only three were not picked up, so I’ll probably just lump them in on the next turn. A couple people (The Goat, Jeff, dupree, Logan) also had correct guesses, but not enough for them to earn a point. I’ll give them credit for the next lightning round. Let’s see how Tuesday, and the rest of this week, changed the standings.

dupree 36
The Goat 27
Jeff 18
Rinnert 18
Amy 13
Kerry 11
Logan 11
Tom the Dog 7
Kelley 6
Greg Burgas 5
Maderer 4
Z-Man 4
Eric 4
Jeremy 2

Another thing, if you guys want me to link to your blogs in the standings, let me know. I’ve gone back and forth on the idea, and decided that I won’t do it unless you request it or say it’s okay. If so, I would be more than happy to do so.

I’m asking for an awful lot of feedback for a Sunday.

“When you think of garbage, think of Akeem.”

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So I Made A Little Movie Last Night

July 30th, 2005 by Woody!

Nothing special. I just took some footage from the Serenity trailers (mostly from trailer 1. Trailer 2 was released yesterday) and played around with it in iMovie. Basically, it’s my attempt to try and get Old School Star Wars fans interested in what Joss Whedon’s space epic has to offer. Download the movie here and let me know if you think it will work. Heck, let me know if you can even watch it. If that one’s too large, check out this smaller version. Although, that one has a bad audio dropout. Avoid that one if you can.

“These are stone killers. They ain’t cuddly like me.”

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Firefly Meets Football

July 29th, 2005 by Woody!




Create-A-Sign Gorram Works

Originally uploaded by Woodmania.

Yes, I actually used lyrics from the Firefly theme song for fans to use when I throw a TD pass in NCAA Football 2006. I’m very proud of my cross-genre nerdism.

I’m continuing to scour the web for stuff about my favorite Joss Whedon creation. When other people find stuff, it makes it so much easier. Natalie pointed out this Yahoo news article. I did not realize the movie previews were targeted for the cities where “Firefly” had earned the best ratings. There’s also Serenity podcasts for those iPod-inclined.

You can see a new U.S. trailer tonight on Sci-Fi’s Firefly airing. solid ratings last Friday on Sci-Fi. And, if you’re so inclined to hang out with other Browncoats, there’s a Flanvention in LA in December.

UPDATE: New Serenity trailer here.

“Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don’t do crack.”

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Summer of Love: The Bruce Campbell Way

July 28th, 2005 by Woody!




Coach Bruce

Originally uploaded by Woody Pics.

Before I get into the Bruce goodness, happy birthday to Amy. As a gift, I pulled some strings and got you Army of Darkness tonight on Sci-Fi at 9:00 p.m. But it’s not the only movie you can see Bruce Campbell in this week. He’ll be the gym teacher at Sky High, which opens tomorrow. It’s a Disney movie, basically a Hogwarts for heroes, but I still have the urge to see it. Not only is Bruce there, but so is Linda Carter and a couple of Kids in the Hall, I think. I’ll probably just wait until it comes out on DVD. Here’s a 10 minute preview to help you decide if it looks good to you.

Bruce has been a busy boy lately. He’s currently on a book tour to promote Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way. He’s supposed to be in Cincinnati on Wednesday, but no word on which location. He’s in Indianapolis Tuesday, Lexington on Thursday, and Cleveland Friday and Saturday.

He took a break from the book tour to stop by the San Diego Comic Con last weekend. He plugged his upcoming projects, ripped Hollywood, talked about DVDs that might come out with him in it. Even when he wasn’t answering questions for fans, this manequin made a pretty good likeness. You can see more of the facsimile and the real deal on Flickr’s Bruce Campbell tag.

And you may want to clear some space for a new Evil Dead 2 DVD that supposedly will be hitting stores pretty soon.

“When you’ve just emptied two barrels of a shotgun into the head of your favorite bartender, it’s a pretty good bet that happy hour’s over.”

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Happy Campers?

July 27th, 2005 by Woody!

Before I get into the National Football League, I wanted to give you an update on Unabated Sports, the radio show I’m helping out with. You remember, I told you about earlier. We have an official start date, Thursday August 4 at 7:00 p.m. It can be heard locally on ESPN Radio 1450 AM The Ticket. No updates on whether it can be heard online, but probably not. I’d like to, at least, get up some interview segments on our web site for people to check out. If so, I will let you know.

Speaking of media moves, Al Michaels stays on Monday Night, even though MNF is moving to ESPN. In a news that should be no surprise, Bob Costas will be NBC’s NFL studio man. It’s a good choice, but I still doubt that show will be half as good as ESPN’s NFL Primetime, which will be forced off the air due to the new TV contract.

Okay, moving on. NFL teams are getting back to work and the Cincinnati Bengals follow suit tomorrow. The story is going to be whether this is the team that finally breaks the drought. Are these the Bengals that get to the playoffs for the first time in 14 years. The owner’s optimistic, the coach says no reason not to think so, the offensive co-ordinator is pleased, and the fans are saying this is the year. Of course, they say that almost any year, so that doesn’t count. So, what will happen this year? I’m not ready to make predictions yet, but some people are not so timid. Let’s see: Nagel doesn’t pick them for the playoffs. A prediction on Yahoo calls them the fifth best team in the AFC. One gambler says bet on the Bengals to finish 8-8 again. SportsCentral pretty much agrees.

Whether the Bengals get into the playoffs is one of the burning AFC North questions. NFL.com’s Vic Carucci’s take on the division: the Steelers remain the team to beat in this division and should again contend for the AFC title. The tough competition brings up an interesting point. We may see Cincinnati have a winning season, but no playoffs.

With the players reporting Friday, the top two picks are unsigned so far. The fifth round tackle is under contract, the sixth round receiver is close, and the seventh rounder is in the bag.

I just found a Bengals blog, Bengals Nation. It looks relatively new and not nearly as popular as his Cincinnati Reds site. But it’s got some good stuff.

Next month, we’ll see Sportscenter in Ohio for the Hall of Fame game and the first semi-official NFL action of the year.

The MAC held it’s media day earlier this week and there was an interesting look at a Former Falcon Lands In Cleveland. Speaking of college players in the NFL, the 2003 Fiesta Bowl was filled to the brim with future NFL players.

“I promised the professor that we’d take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried.”

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Lightning Round!

July 26th, 2005 by Woody!

This is it! Your chance to move up the quote standings, keep your rivals at arm’s length, or improve your station. As promised, here is the Sock Drawer’s suped-up lightning round for the quote contest. Check the link to see how many quotes you have to guess right to get a point.

Sometimes, I would leave clues in the blog entry, so I’ve linked back to the day the quote debuted.

“It’s a business, boys, not a Batcave.” May 06, 2004

“Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, you sockdologising old man-trap.” May 10, 2004

“Life is pain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling you something.” May 11, 2004

“Personally, I kinda wanna slay the dragon… Let’s get to work!” May 20, 2004

“What do you think you’ll be doing for a living?”
“I don’t know. As long as it doesn’t involve wearing a suit and doing a lot of flying.” May 21, 2004

“I admit… I do miss the cape and the “S”, and this whole… bleeding thing is no fun.” May 23, 2004

“I have killed two people since midnight. I haven’t slept in over 24 hours. So maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are now.” May 26, 2004

“Remember when this place was just flame-thowers and rotating knives? I miss that.” May 27, 2004

“I believe that is we stayed together as a team, we could be a force that could truly work for the ideals of peace and justice.”
“What, like a bunch of Superfriends?” May 29, 2004

“I don’t dislike him. I mean, it’s just that I’d like to kill him every now and then.” June 07, 2004

“Look at it this way: You’re one step ahead of Lois Lane. She never found out who Clark Kent really was.” June 11, 2004

“3… 2… 1… countdown!” June 13, 2004

“I have my thinking tuke on.” July 04, 2004

“I love naked women. It’s a character flaw.” July 20, 2004

“Life is a lot like football. Especially if you play football for a living.” July 27, 2004

“Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.” July 28, 2004

Those are the leftover quotes from May, June, and July of last year.

And here’s today’s quote, worth a full point to everybody.

“That’s a completely fictitious title, I assume?”
“No, I just made it up.”

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Trade Policy: New X-Men: Academy X

July 25th, 2005 by Woody!

To get back to my comic roots, I’m going to try and do reviews every once in a while. I’ll try to keep it to easily accessible trade paperbacks or stories that will soon be collected. Today’s TPB is a good example. I actually got this at a Waldenbooks in the mall, didn’t even need to go into a comic shop.

One more thing, Graphic Novel sales up, comics sales down. I guess that includes TPBs as graphic novels. I have no idea if that trend is good news or bad news for the comics industry as a whole, though.




New X-Men: Academy X

Originally uploaded by Woody.

NEW X-MEN: ACADEMY X Choosing Sides & Haunted
Nope, this is not the “New X-Men” of Grant Morrison fame, this is the team that took over that name when he left for bigger DC responsibilities. This batch of New X-Men actually debuted as the New Mutants while Grant had the New X-Men. When the X-books were “reloaded” after Grant left, the New Mutants became the New X-Men. Why? “These are the X-Men of the future, these will be the “new” X-Men.”

Joe Quesada’s logic didn’t work for me. While he felt that was a perfect jumping-on point for new readers, it was a perfect jumping-off point for me. I was reading New Mutants because I’m looking for a team book about former teen heroes adapting to life as a young adult. The new series meant a new direction that I was going to pass on. I did not get the New X-Men.

Fast forward almost a year and I’m in the mall at Waldenbooks, desperately looking for something to read for a boring day of work. Most of what was available was stuff I already had or wasn’t interested in. When I saw this, I almost put it back down. But then I remembered that the New Mutants title was pretty good, just not great. So, I figured it wouldn’t hurt to pick this up.

And it didn’t. The tone and feel were very similar to the New Mutants comics these characters previously appeared in. The first issue has them picking up the pieces following the latest X-Mansion destruction. The kids get broken up into smaller squads, much like the houses in Harry Potter. In fact, this very much feels like Hogwarts for mutants. The New Mutants squad is the Griffendors and the Hellions are the Slitherins. But the characterization is a lot better in this book. The Malfoy equivelant here actually has some depth to him, unlike Harry’s nemesis. In fact, some of the most interesting characters are on the rival Hellion team.

Choosing Sides does a nice job of catching you up to date, introducing the status quo, and then changing it a bit. Haunted is actually composed of two smaller story arcs. As much as I complain about long story arcs that are dragged out for the trade paperbacks, they sure do read better in collected form that way. The two mini-arcs were a little unsettling compared to the first tpb which had just one story.

My biggest problem with the book is actually not the fault of the book. There are about five or six titles take place at the Xavier Institute. And almost once a month, something happens in one book that contradicts something that happened in another. My solution was to drop just about all of them. But then Joss Whedon starting writing Astonishing X-Men so I had to get that. But even with only 2 X-books, there is some troubling crossover. As one reader said in regard to their actions in Astonishing X-Men: “it’s sooo funny that Academy X’s Headmaster, Headmistress and several teachers treat their student like empty bottle of asprin.” Actually, they treat their kids with tough love in New X-Men, too, so it’s not that far out of character.

Before the year is out this book will see a new creative team and probably a new direction. There will probably be a few more New X-Men related trades coming out by the current team, including a Hellions mini-series due in the fall. The next volume, X-Posed, is due out at the beginning of next year.

Before I go, I wanna give a special shout-out to Monitor Duty for giving me a shout-out. As you can see, he did this a while ago. But it took me forever to write this thing so I apologize for taking so long to getting around to thanking the Duty. I’m not above thanking people for plugging my site and contributing to the self-referential black hole that is the bloggoverse.

“My gut says no. But, then again, my gut is made of an advanced polymer. It doesn’t know what the hell it’s talking about. Stupid gut.”

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Sunday Is For Football

July 24th, 2005 by Woody!




Heisman Presentation

Originally uploaded by Woodmania.

Yep, that’s me holding up the coveted award. Yes, I’m actually wasting blogspace showing a picture of my TV that shows an image of a fake me winning a prestigious award in a fake world created by my video game system. Anything wrong with that? I felt like this would be a good way to let you know I finished my run for the Heisman and have now moved on to Dynasty mode of NCAA Football 2006. Now that I’ve gone a little farther into the game, I can give you some more feedback on my gaming experience.

While the Heisman feature is pretty neat, it takes some of the most powerful tools out of my hands: recruiting and scheduling. My freshman year, I was more concerned about winning than putting up big numbers. I figured that if I went undefeated, I’d have a stellar recruiting class, and it would be easier to run for the Heisman after develloping a year. Not so. Apparently, the coaching staff took the summer off and didn’t bother to bring in anyone who could fill in for all the talent that left. Even though I started my sophomore season high with Heisman Hype, I fell off the map following a dissappointing first game. And that was against Marshall, which brings me to my other point. It was hard to make up any ground in the national title hunt because my non-conference schedule was full of cupcakes. How am I going to move up past SEC and Big 10 schools when my schedule has Temple, Louisiana-Monroe, on top of the already-week Big East. It also took me almost an entire season to get my Heisman candidacy back. Apparently no one cares if you put up 11 touchdowns if it’s against South Florida. I finished the year in the top five, but came away empty-handed.

To start off my junior year, I made sure to put up big numbers in my debut to make sure I didn’t have to play catch-up like the previous year. In fact, the only bump in the road actually came from my own team. My #1 receiver was racking up big yards through the air and through special teams and led all candidates for much of the year. Fortunately for me, he got hurt late in the season, missed a few games, and my other receivers stepped up allowing this QB to win all the hardware.

So, now I was left with a choice: keep playing with this character or export him to Madden. I wasn’t ready to do that yet, I wanted him to be as good as possible for the NFL Superstar mode. However, I wanted to get into dynasty mode and get back into recruiting. So, I cheated and did both. I saved the game at that point, simulated my senior season, and had the player move on to coach in the dynasty mode. The weird thing was that he had his picking of any team out there. I mean, Jason White was a good college QB, won the Heisman, but he wasn’t handed the coaching reins to whatever school he wanted when his career was done.

Either way, I stuck with Louisville since they recruited me and my hard work eventually landed them some talent and a super-high prestige rating. The recruiting feature was more like it was a few years ago where the points are broken up into how much effort you put into each kid. But you could only do one of them. For instance, you can have an assistant coach call a prospect or visit him, but not both. It really makes you think if you’re used to just sending the house for almost every kid like I am.

Then came everyone’s favorite part: cutting players. This was difficult as the computer stockpiled players at certain positions before I took over. I had to cut some quality guys at some positions while keeping some scrubs at thin spots. This, and the rest of the off-season was very similar to previous NCAA games. When the season began, I was finally able to put some quality opponents on the schedule that will hopefully get me into a national title game.

I changed my mind from last week and think the simulated games are still fifteen minutes, but the stats are similar to the five minute quarters game that you play. So, it’s not quite apples and oranges when you compare your stats to everyone else. Another new feature I noticed is that you no longer have to play with the generic position names and numbers like QB #19 or MLB #4. In another smart rip-off from the ESPN games, you can push a button to randomly create names for all the players. Some glitches have been fixed. Coaches no longer congratulate or chew out the other team’s players. But players sometimes become ghostly or disappear celebrating. They also mope at the end of the game, even if they win.

I’m having fun with the in-season recruiting, even though I’m not doing too well. I have to adjust my strategy next time as I only brought in two this year. It’ll be interesting to see what it’ll be like when I bail this national power and move on to some struggling school.

Finally, it looks like the great concept from last year’s game, Create-A-Sign, actually shows up in ths year’s game. I mean, what was the point of creating a custom sign if you never get to see it? In ‘06, your signs are actually waved by fans during the game.

Before I go, I should bring up a video game casualty: Road to Sunday cancelled. Looks like EA’s exclusivity has claimed another game.

“Psychos don’t explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t care how crazy there are.”

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Mid-Summer Quote Count

July 23rd, 2005 by Woody!

I know that I promised the suped-up lightning round of the quote contest this month. It’s just that July’s been a full month of content. There’s still this week, so be ready for the fun. If you were waiting until that to make your move, sorry about that. Until I get the old quotes out there for you folks to gobble up, let’s see how you’ve been faring with the new quotes.

dupree 36
Johnny 26
Rinnert 17
Jeff 17
Amy 13
Kerry 11
Tom the Dog 7
Kelley 6
Greg Burgas 5
Maderer 4
Z-Man 4
Eric 3
Logan 3

Rinnert moved into a tie for third, Greg Burgas is now in ninth, and we welcome Logan to the fold.

And here’s the standard explanation of the contest for those who just got here and have no idea what is going on: At the end of every blog entry, I leave you with a quote. Be the first one to make a comment stating where the quote from and you get a point. Anyone can guess. Even if new entries are put up, all previous unclaimed quotes from 2005 are still fair game. Whoever has the most points at the end of the year is the winner.

“Well, I was insulting your heritage and now we’re having dinner.”

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Fan Film Friday: Mosquito

July 22nd, 2005 by Woody!

Okay, Browncoats. Check out Serenity’s International Trailer. Still lots of action, but I felt they put in a lot more Joss-isms than the American trailer. There seemed to be more spoiler-like items in there, too. But not an alarming amount.

Hey, look what’s back! Fan Film Friday! Well, to be honest, I’m only doing this today cause I wanted to talk about the latest Serenity buzz now that we’re two months away from the worldwide release. I also wanted to remind everyone that tonight is your first chance to catch Firefly on Sci-Fi. I think it’s 7 pm eastern. I don’t know if they rerun episodes anymore until the following week’s next episode.

I’m surprised it took this long, but I found a Firefly Fan Film (Flan Film?): Mosquito. So, let’s see if this boat is skyworthy.

FF type: Teaser Trailer
Basically, this is a parody of Firefly’s opening credits.

Production Quality: (4) The clip really matches the look and the feel of the show. There are also some pretty decent CGI work.

Performances: (4) We don’t get to hear any of them speak, so I had to base most of this on their looks and action. The Kaylee-lookalike sometimes almost looks dead-on.

Fan quotient: (3) Unless you’re a fan of the show, this probably won’t hold much appeal for you. I probably should’ve graded it lower, but maybe it’s my Firefly bias that is keeping me from grading it too low.

Entertainment Value: (4) It’s pretty quick and pretty good. I can’t wait to see if they use that footage and make a movie or an episode or whatever.

FF obtainment: (4) You can download it at the Mosquito web site.

Mosquito: 19 out of 25.

Basically, it’s gonna bring a smile to your face if you’re a Browncoat. But, in this short form, there’s not enough to appeal to others who haven’t yet converted. We’ll see if that changes if they come out with a complete story. There’s a rumor that there will be a special showing during Dragon Con over the Labor Day weekend.

Speaking of Firefly Flan Films, keep an eye out for another one: Firefly: Orpheus. This guy keeps promising to make it after his current project.

“Our rats are low…”
“RATES!”
“It says rats.”

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