Two grown men using advanced technology to assimilate the powers and abilities of a passerine bird and an insect. Looks like this round goes to the giant Grasshopper. How do you follow up a victory like that? By getting hit on by your sister, of course. At least, that’s how this went down in the GLX-Mas Special.

Bahalactus has spoken!

“Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?”