Maybe This Whole Commitment Thing Isn’t For Us
May 7th, 2008 by Woody!
Lisa and I took a major step in our relationship this weekend: we are now on a joint cell phone plan. As a result, we upgraded her phone into the 21st century. This is the first time she’s had a phone with a camera installed in it. Honestly, I’m beginning to think she can’t handle that level of responsibility. It’s only been a couple of days but she’s been blowing up my phone with tons of pictures of her cats, including this gem.
I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life. Giving Lisa a camera phone just might have been one of the worst.
“Honey, I’m home. Oh, I forgot. I’m not married.”
Posted in Cats, Flickr Crap |
May 7th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
batman returns
May 8th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Woody, I told you I was happy with that Nokia phone made in 1981. This is why you should listen to me when I tell you things. If not, it can backfire. What will tomorrow morning’s picture be…. a picture of the stink star?
May 8th, 2008 at 6:34 am
All you need to do is leave the door open when you leave. Maybe, just maybe, you will luck out and that cat will vacate your home. If that doesn’t work, call an exterminator.
What? The picture messages with the new phone is the issue? *oops* I was confused. Scratch the lense. Tell Lisa the cat did it. that will solve both problems.
Can anyone tell I don’t like cats?
May 8th, 2008 at 8:32 am
Eric, I like the way you think. Otherwise, I’ll have to scrounge through the Free Store refuse and see if I can get her old phone back.
May 8th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Lisa,
Is the “stink star” a codeword for a certain part of the cat’s anatomy? If so, that’s horrible.
May 8th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
MOe, you know what I am talking about…
May 9th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I am really hoping I don’t to be honest with you